777       Registered: 11-Mar-99      Last updated: 29-Mar-99      Posted to email: 11-Mar-99

Electing a world leader

Let's Imagine -

It's time to elect a world leader, and your vote counts.

Here's the scoop on three leading candidates.

Candidate A:
+ Associates with faith healers and consults with astrologists.
+ He's had two mistresses.
+ He chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B:
+ Was kicked out of office twice.
+ Sleeps until noon.
+ Used opium in college.
+ Drinks a quart of brandy every evening.

Candidate C:
+ Is a decorated war hero.
+ He's a vegetarian
+ Doesn't smoke,
+ Drinks an occasional beer
+ Hasn't had any illicit affairs.

Which of these candidates is your choice?

You don't really need any more information, do you?

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt

Candidate B is Winston Churchill

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler