777       Registered: 11-Mar-99      Last updated: 29-Mar-99      Posted to email: 11-Mar-99
Electing a world leader
Let's Imagine -
It's time to elect a world leader, and your vote counts.
Here's the scoop on three leading candidates.
+ Associates with faith healers and consults with astrologists.
+ He's had two mistresses.
+ He chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
+ Was kicked out of office twice.
+ Sleeps until noon.
+ Used opium in college.
+ Drinks a quart of brandy every evening.
+ Is a decorated war hero.
+ He's a vegetarian
+ Doesn't smoke,
+ Drinks an occasional beer
+ Hasn't had any illicit affairs.
Which of these candidates is your choice?
You don't really need any more information, do you?
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler