3403       Registered: 01-Aug-02      Last updated: 01-Aug-02      Posted to email: 01-Aug-02

Eradicating Terrorists

Pentagon officials announced this week they have a new plan that will greatly shorten the time required to eradicate any remaining al-Qaeda and Taliban terrorists still in Afghanistan.

The latest plan to drive the terrorists out of Afghanistan's mountainous regions is to send in a team of Alabama Special Forces.

Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, and Cooter are being sent in with the following info about al-Qaeda and Taliban members:

1. There is no limit.
2. The season opened last weekend.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus.
5. Some are queer.
6. They don't like barbeque.
7. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.

Should be over in just about a week.