3179       Registered: 03-Nov-01      Last updated: 03-Nov-01      Posted to email: 03-Nov-01

ELEVEN

If you read the e-mail going around about the number "11" for the past few weeks, you will love David's response to it. I don't know who David is, but his response is hilarious!!!

Make sure you read beyond the Original Letter!

Original Letter:
The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11
September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11
After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year.
119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11
Twin Towers - standing side by side, looks like the number 11
The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11

I Have More.......
State of New York - The 11th State added to the Union New York City - 11 Letters
Afghanistan - 11 Letters
The Pentagon - 11 Letters
Ramzi Yousef - 11 Letters (convicted or orchestrating the attack at the WTC in 1993)
Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11
Flight 77 - 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11

Dave's response:
Oh my God! How worried should I be?
There are 11 letters in the name "David Pawson!" I'm going into hiding NOW.
See you in a few weeks.
Wait a sec ... just realised "YOU CAN'T HIDE" also has 11 letters! What am I gonna do? Help me!!! The terrorists are after me! ME!
I can't believe it! Oh crap, there must be some place on the planet Earth I could hide!
But no ..."PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too!
Maybe Nostradamus can help me. But dare I trust him?
There are 11 letters in "NOSTRADAMUS."
I know, the Red Cross can help.
No they can't... 11 letters in "THE RED CROSS," can't trust them.
I would rely on self defence, but "SELF DEFENCE" has 11 letters in it, too!
Can someone help? Anyone? If so, send me e-mail.
No, don't... "SEND ME E-MAIL" has 11 letters....
Will this never end? I'm going insane! "GOING INSANE???" Eleven letters!!
Nooooooooooo!!!!!! I guess I'll die alone, even though "I'LL DIE ALONE" has 11 letters.....
Oh my God, I just realised that America is doomed!
Our Independence Day is July 4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4=11!

Dave

PS. "IT'S BULLSHIT" has 11 letters also